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I'm busy right now, can I ignore you another time? Oh, you don't like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck. I wish I had a flip phone, so I could slam it shut on this conversation. N'Sync said it best, "BYE, BYE, BYE!" I've been called worse things by better men. You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
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Published on February 13, 2022 A surefire way to know how solid your friendship is with someone is to hit them with a few good roasts. Today, we help you tailor your verbal devastation with 90 good roasts to leave your friends (and your haters) in tatters. View in gallery
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1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships. 2. Oh you're talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back. 3. My name must taste good because it's always in your mouth. 4. Don't you get tired of putting make up on two faces every morning? 5. Too bad you can't count jumping to conclusions and running your mouth as exercise. 6.
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125 Good Roasts 1. You have a face that would make onions cry. 2. I look at you and think, "Two billion years of evolution, for this?" 3. I am jealous of all the people that have never met you..
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1. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 2. You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. 3. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off. 4. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel. 5. Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke. 6.
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5 Good Comebacks In An Argument You can use these yo mama jokes as good comebacks in an argument. Obviously, use them only when the conversation gets out of control and the other person stoops to insults.
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145 Good Roasts, Comebacks, and Funny Insults A good roast among friends makes for a savage good time. By Carrie Weisman January 9, 2024 pikselstock/Shutterstock The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast premiered back in 1974. It stayed on the air for 10 years and still remains one of the most popular television shows of all time.
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1. I'm listening. Just give me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once. Some of us just need more time to process information. 2. It's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand. This is why I dislike know-it-alls. 3. I'm not ignoring you.
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This list will give you good roasts that play with words and comebacks that will demolish your rivals with style (as long as it's all good, clean fun). So get ready to level up your banter game and become the reigning champion of good roasts. #1. "You're not the dumbest person I've ever met, but you better hope he doesn't die.".
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142+ Good Roasts, Best Comebacks & Funny Insults Fun & Games From clever wordplay to cheeky observations, good roasts will tickle the funny bone and spark hilarious conversations. These witty and clever roast are the perfect for quick comeback, a funny insult, or something downright savage.
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Good Comebacks 1. You're the reason God created the middle finger. 2. Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them. 3. You bring everyone so much joy when you.
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25 Most Savage Roasts Where's your off button? I'm not shy. I just don't like you. My hair straightener is hotter than you. I have heels higher than your standards. You have more faces than Mount Rushmore. I'm jealous of people who don't know you. You're entitled to your incorrect opinion. I'm visualizing duck tape over your mouth.
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Another comeback that doesn't miss: "Oooh, you wanna kiss me so bad.". If someone is angry—or obsessed—enough with you, the insinuation that they in fact harbor affection toward you is.
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Here are some good characteristics of a clever comeback to "shut up": Humorous: A good comeback should be funny, witty, or clever. Humor can be a powerful way to defuse a tense situation and show that you're not taking things too seriously. Quick: A good comeback should be quick and timely.
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1. Can I have the name of your hair salon? I need to know where not to go. 2. I forgot the world revolves around you. My bad! 3. You seem to be suffering from delusions of adequacy. 4. My days of.
